Capture the hill, if you can...

nobody seen this coming,pushes kriss down the hill

'my hill '

*fights firewater with... moonshine?*
*it's super effective!*

My hill

Pushes his exclamation mark over preem crys and runs away my hill

*brings in a pack of coyotes with unlimited ACME credit*

My hill!

Gingerly gets to his feet and sneaks up the hill, opens left hand and 2 fireballs hit preem knocking him to the ground,quickly opens right hand and gallons of water gush out,quenching the flames and swept preem down the hill

Now its my hill

*gets up*
*strikes a badass pose with his fists pointed towards the hill*
*coincidentally, a powerful gust of wind sweeps the hill and firewater with it, then a random landslide takes him even further*

There, now we're one planeteer short of perfection
Oh, and my hill.

*with the rain coming in beep decides just to wait and watch from the air as the flood that came after the landslide carries preem away my hill* well lake now its under water

*sets sail*
*reaches the island where the hill used to be*
*posts a flag there*

My island/hill!

puts holes in preems flag and he sails away to get a new one so takes the hill/ island in his absence

*puts up a tall fence around the island/hill before leaving*

good job i am in a plane then takes hill and leaves preem outside his own fence

*shoots down plane*
How do you plan to get off your island now?

Who said i wanted to leave this is the life good food and alcohol and sunshine

beep wrote:Who said i wanted to leave this is the life good food and alcohol and sunshine

Food doesn't grow out of nowhere, especially on a flooded island... once your supplies run out and you won't be able to get more because of me shooting down any craft coming near, you'll have no choice but to surrender

i haz da endless supply of fish that fall out of the sky instead of rain now

Hmm...
*brings in a hungry flock of seagulls*

Walks up...My hill full stop!

~phalax~ wrote:Walks up...My hill full stop!

Congratulations - you've just walked across a lake, by my fleet, through a really tall fence and among a ferocious pack of hungry seagulls to end up there. Now might be a good time to take a break and pick up your pieces.
Anyway...
*after one well-placed phone call, a giant ship flies in and proceeds to vacuum up beep and phalax, then throw them off on some remote island*
My hill again!

Captures ship and retakes hill

my hill

*tranqs phalax*
There, go to sleep and let me enjoy my hill.

sleep walks back up hill...my hill

pushes phalax back down the hill mine

That's what you get for not dumping him in the ocean when you had the chance, phalax
*releases the Kraken*
*Kraken drags beep off the island/hill*

My island/hill!