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    Jokes!!!!!!

    Post by krissu000 on Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:29 am

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    One crazy tester wants to know how fast it is possible to ride a bicycle. Then he remembers his friend has a porche and lets put a rope between the porche and the bike. When i ring the bell, speed up, when i ring the bell twice, slow down, but if i ring 3 times, then stop. They drive 50km/h (31 miles) and the crazy guy rings the bell once, so they'll drive 100km/h (62 miles). Suddenly there comes an ferrary and the friend forgots about the biker and thinks to race with the other guy as he might never have another opportunity. They race at maximum speed and theres a cop on the roadside and shouts to the microphone: guys, you wont belive what i'm seeing, here are 2 sportcars racing and one crazy guy riding a bike is chasing after and rings the bell to get pass
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    Post by beep on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:51 am

    Thats was alright i suppose
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    Post by krissu000 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:45 am

    Hmm, alright. I bet it has to be with my translating ability. Can't translate it, so it would be as good as it was in estonian. Yup, i translated it from estonian, cuz it was awesome when i read it Very Happy
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    Post by beep on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:42 pm

    only that ferrai im guessing but no i just guessed the punch line when the other guy was brought in probably heard it before
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    Post by Preem Palver on Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:53 am

    Don't be sad, Krissu - my jokes don't make people laugh even if (or rather, especially if) I tell them in Romanian.
    And anyway, I prefer puns:
    Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.
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    Post by ~phalax~ on Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:37 am

    ummmm knock knock Suspect


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    Post by beep on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:57 am

    Who's there?
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    Post by Dowsett on Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:13 am

    so a serpent guard, a Horus guard & a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet...
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    Post by krissu000 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:49 am

    It is a dense moment
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    Post by Preem Palver on Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:32 pm

    krissu000 wrote:It is a dense moment
    Tense, even Razz

    The Serpent guard's eyes glow.
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    Post by Dowsett on Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:38 am

    Q:How many Jaffa does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    A:Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is strictly forbidden.
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    Post by krissu000 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 am

    Preem Palver wrote:
    krissu000 wrote:It is a dense moment
    Tense, even Razz

    The Serpent guard's eyes glow.

    Lol, i even wrote it down Very Happy
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    Post by shooty08 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:49 am

    Once upon a time I ran myself over with a car. you guys figure out the joke in that Wink
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    Post by krissu000 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:31 am

    Ee, you ran over a car?
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    Post by shooty08 on Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:13 pm

    no I managed to get my own car to run over me ><
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    Post by Dowsett on Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:42 am

    Q: How many Tok'ra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Only one, but we Tok'ra have no use for your primitive, Tau'ri technology

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